Shall we?
Onishibari no mi ga akakunatta
Kanari na kibun o sashihasande-miru
Umaretakute kita mi ja nai kara
Shinitaku-nakutemo shinun darou toka
Satorikitta furi de
Ikite-miru ii ja nai
Hito no yo wa itsumo senbiki ga kitsui kara
Matomo ni ikeba kizudarake
Kizu o name-name ikou kana
Oni o su ni shite kuu sa
Patch, patch with something red
Like a maraschino cherry
And frozen cranberry
Chut, chut, with someone hot
Like an equalitarian
And yam-yngdourian
Fad, fad with something cool
Like a hidden luminary
And will-o-the-wisp too
Kosoku na shudan de toki o kaseide
Kisanji shina hana o matsu ma wa
The mystery behind these strange worlds is gradually unraveling.
The "oddly skewed, hobby-themed worlds,"
that have appeared one after another seem to be the product of Sasshi's mind.
So no matter how much Arumi wants to go back to Abenobashi,
with her partner, Sasshi always thinking about taking detours,
they'll never get out of these
"oddly skewed, hobby-themed worlds."
But now that they know the reason, they're good to go!
With their hearts as one, they jump for real this time!
Okay!
I wonder how they did?
Then, you're okay with bein' in these worlds forever?
These messed up worlds
where you don't even know what's going to happen tomorrow?
I want to go back to the world where everyone is normal.
And that's where I want to think about my family and my friends,
and about you, Sasshi.
Come on, let's go home.
But if we go back to the original Abenobashi, you're gonna move away, right?
To Hokkaido?
Good morning!
It's normal.
No matter how I look at it, it's an incredibly normal world.
There aren't any robots or dinosaurs here
and Papa and Ms. Aki aren't goin' to school like it's their routine.
Which means...
All right!
We made it back!
We made it back to good old Abenobashi!
Arumi! See? See? Take a look!
Arumi? Arumi?!
Where the heck did Arumi wander off to?
But, this is a high school?
Ow...
What's goin' on here?
Ryun...
She's cute.
Oh, I'm late, ryun!
Hurry, ryun!
Wait! What the?!
Oh, but this cute girl's holdin' my hand. I'm mega happy!
Ryun! Ryun! Ryun! Ryun! Ryun! Ryun!
Oh, this sensation...
You certainly are getting a rowdy start today.
It is Mune-mune!
The lifestyle guidance teacher will chew you out for dressing that way.
Come on over to the nurse's office.
If Mune-mune's here,
this isn't our original world after all.
Well, I did sorta have a feelin' that it might not be.
There's just an awful lot of cute girls here.
It's totally unthinkable for Osaka.
Oh, man...
I'm super-lucky!
Episode 8 Set Your Heart Aflutter! Abenobashi * Campus Shopping Arcade
There, that should do it.
Oh, my, why are you so red?
Well, but...
I appreciate your feelings for me, Sasshi,
but my heart already belongs to someone else.
Oh, where could he be now?!
No one asked you 'bout that.
So I hope this will be enough for you, Sasshi!
And she ain't listenin' to me either.
Nurse's Office
Oh, a dream world.
This is a great place.
Ow! Sasshi!
Arumi!
Help me!
What the?
Sasshi...
Why're you so tiny? Is that fun?
Like hell it's fun! Why am I like this?!
Or rather, why in hell aren't we back in our own world anyway?!
I wonder why? It's got nothin' to do with me.
Yeah, it sure does! Who else would think up a stupid world like this?!
Spot! Where are you?!
Written as "grass" radical over "bright", it's...
Charm!
You okay?
Spot! Spot!
This is one of those so-called
"her darlin' pet has gone missin"' situations, isn't it?!
All right!
Spot!
Hey, Spot!
Yo, Spot!
Hey, wait a minute!
Sasshi!
Beaks with shades, crest and the pits...
Hey, you came too. Good, good.
There's nothin' good about it!
What're ya doin' all settled down and attendin' class?!
Let's hurry up and get outta this world! There's no point in stayin'!
Now, now, just hold it. We just got here, after all.
This place has got its own charm, ya see?
What a dopey look.
I'm sure you're wantin' to get to know that cute girl you met earlier
and do certain things with her.
Probably thinkin' nasty, shady thoughts along those lines, but...
How'd you know?
How the hell could I not?!
Listen to me, calm down and think 'bout it for a sec.
Considerin' the pattern so far, don't you know that you'd never luck out like that?
You're just bound to end up havin' Dad and Grandpa Masa
with braided hair, dressed in sailor school uniforms chasin' ya.
Sasshi!
I just imagined somethin' I shouldn't have.
Yeah.
Sasshi.
Nice to meet you, ryun.
Nice to meet ya.
What's up with the "ryun"? Talk about stupid.
You just transferred, so you don't have your textbooks yet, right?
Amiryun will share with you, ryun.
Here, turn the page of the textbook.
Oh, the charm.
Don't stare at me like that, you're making me blush, ryun.
Sorry.
Man, this is so stupid.
Now, please open up your textbooks to page 74.
Sasshi, you turn the page.
No, you do it, Amiryun.
You do it, Sasshi.
You do it, Amiryun.
Sasshi.
Amiryun.
Sasshi.
Amiryun.
I'll turn the page!
Co-op
All right, your attention please!
Does anyone know why this fried noodle sandwich is so tasty?!
Okay, Sasshi!
What? I don't know.
What are you saying, you little dummy?!
Why is this fried noodle sandwich so tasty?!
The reason for that is...
Now, listen closely...
Because this fried noodle sandwich loves everyone!
Mr. Kouhei!
You guys!
You guys aren't rotten mandarin oranges! Let's eat together in the courtyard, ryun.
You guys aren't rotten mandarin oranges! Okay.
What? Sold out?
Such good kids! You're all such good kids!
It can't be...
That girl...
Hey!
Here, if you want it...
Oh, thank you.
She left...
I wanted to have lunch with you...
Sasshi, do you like Shiotan better than Amiryun, ryun?
Shoot!
He went and two-timed, and got dumped like the idiot he is.
I'm sorry, that's not what I meant!
No! I'll never forgive you!
What?! Come on!
Okay, okay, give it up, give it up.
Amiryun, I'm sorry.
Okay, okay, it's over already.
It's okay, it doesn't bother me anymore.
Even if you love another girl,
it won't change Amiryun's feelings for you, Sasshi.
Then don't cry to begin with!
So touchin'...
And you! Don't be moved by it!
So, just make me one promise, ryun.
Please don't turn into a main character
who transfers to schools all over the country
and ultimately ends up dying, ryun.
Ryun, ryun.
What was that about?
Yay, ryun!
Hey, hey, Sasshi!
You're gettin' too into it, you're gettin' too into it!
Listen to me, damn it!
Then, you wanna go?
Ryun! Ryun, ryun!
Enough's enough!
Well, bye.
Sasshi, I'll see you again tomorrow.
Yeah, see ya.
Bye-bye!
Sasshi...
Monster!
Help!
Hold it, hold it. It's me, it's me.
Oh, it's you, Arumi.
Who'd you think it was?
I thought you were a rotten mummy.
Say, you wanna know who's more scary? Me or a rotten mummy?
No, thank you.
Good, as long as you understand that.
But are ya okay like that? You're like half dead.
Bein' human, havin' your health is what's most important.
Right, right...
Hey, don't steal my lines!
We're gonna hightail it outta here and get back to our world!
But we haven't found the goblin yet.
So, let's find the goblin as quickly as possible and...
I've got a horn!
Yeah, you do.
"Yeah, you do" my butt! Hurry up and say so, you idiot!
All right.
I don't think it's gonna work, though.
We won't know until we try it!
Ok, fine.
"Please, will you return us to our own world?"
Let's see, "All right."
"In actuality, we'd need various offerings and things,
but we'll just put that off for now."
Don't laugh! I'm embarrassed too, but I'm doin' it anyway!
Sorry, sorry.
And this time, make sure you wish to return to our own world, okay?!
I know that!
"Well, then, here we go."
Whoa! I don't get it, but something's comin' for real!
All right, let's go!
All things extant in this world,
gods of Heaven, gods of Earth, let them be as they should be.
Thus shall it be.
We did it! We're back in our own world!
Please do not leave trash here.
What's goin' on here?!
I'll bet there's another goblin out there somewhere.
No way!
I'm late, I'm late!
Oh, Big Brother, you're going to be late if you don't hurry.
Big brother? You're Sasshi's big sister, aren't you?
Oh, incidentally, for the term of endearment, there are
Big Brother, Dear Brother, Brother Darling, Brother Dearest,
Beloved Brother, Brother Mine, Brother, Bro-bro, Bro, Big Bro,
Mon Frere, Elder Brother, and Bud.
You can pick whichever one you want of the 13.
Check it out!
What the heck was she talkin' about?
Oh, I'm gonna be late!
Hold it!
Sasshi, good morning!
I'll mess this damn world up!
Just you watch, Sasshi!
I'm sorry.
That is, for calling you out here so suddenly.
What?
You've been looking for Spot for me, right?
I had no idea and I treated you so coldly in front of the co-op.
Naw, don't sweat it, don't sweat it!
No, it's all right.
It was partly my fault for talking to you so suddenly.
So, I thought we might go on a date as a sign of reconciliation.
Would that be a bother to you?
'Course, it's not a bother!
Where d'you wanna go? Where d'you wanna go?!
Oh, wait a minute.
I forgot my contact lenses today, so...
A girl with glasses!
Charm!
It's easier for me to have this hairstyle when I'm wearing glasses.
And antennae on top of that?!
Ultra charm!
Just you watch!
Bloody Weekend
If you get scared, just grab on to my arm.
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Earthworms and frogs, all pardon me.
Stop all buses and trains.
The moon has been hidden by the clouds,
the storm doors have been shut and the brats have gone to sleep!
Awaken, o monsters!
Bon jour. Did you call, Madam?
Damn, so that's how it's gonna be.
Oui?
Oh, well. You two, go beat Sasshi to a pulp!
Okey-dokey.
Stay away!
My back!
Oh, Papa!
Oh, honestly! What're those old guys doin' over there?!
Not now!
What the heck? There were still more of you?
You sure scared me.
All right! Go beat the crap outta him!
What the heck?
I had fun today.
Yes.
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I see, I get it.
This time...
And press the button!
I've found the first star!
Oh, no fair!
Oh, I've found the second star!
Hey, you're right.
Ooh, the third star. Four, five, six...
Ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen?!
Hey, somethin's not right!
How romantic.
Why does it turn out this way?
That was amazing!
Look at all the stars...
Sasshi?
Are you okay, Sasshi? Sasshi?!
Sasshi.
You finally came to.
Mune-mune!
She's been waiting for you.
Sasshi, you're all right!
You really caught me at a bad moment there.
No, not at all! Not at all!
Sasshi, your courage saved the world.
There, take a look.
Our Savior, Sasshi! Sasshi!
Everyone...
Once, I told my friends that you were like Superman
and they laughed at me.
Really?
But it was my friends who were wrong.
Shiotan.
But you should take care of yourself a little too.
I'm always having to tell you that.
No kidding. I was worried, you know.
Sorry.
I'll make sure to dump your corpse in a garbage can properly.
Sasshi!
Oh, the potted plant that I left by the window!
Hey, that's dangerous!
Oh, the desk that I left by the window!
Oh, the blackboard that I left by the window!
Don't put these things by the window!
Good mornin'!
Curse Good mornin'!
May Sasshi taste the sufferin' of Hell!
Die!
Sasshi!
Miss Arumi?
What?
Doin' good?
Like hell I'm doin' good!
Do you got any idea what an awful time I've had?!
Is there somethin' here that's not to your likin'?
What in hell is there to like 'bout this stupid world?!
It's chock full of things that I don't like!
I hate it! I hate it! I totally hate it!
I totally hate this world!
Arumi...
I'm sick of it.
All right already.
What?
Actually, Shiotan's asked me to meet her under the Confession Tree after school.
So, what?
Well, like, this is one of those kinds of worlds, ya know?
What about it?
In other words, the way I see it,
if I get confessed to under the tree, I'll have cleared the game.
I think once that happens, the real goblin'll show up.
What'd you think?
Well, if you think so, I guess that might be true.
Then, we can ask the goblin to really return us to our own world this time.
Would ya really do that?
Of course. There's no way I'd wanna stay in a world where you're havin' such an awful time.
Thank you.
Sasshi?
What?
If somethin' else happens after this...
Yeah, yeah?
I'll throw ya into a livin' Hell!
I'll keep that in mind.
She's already there.
Go on, hurry up.
Ryun!
Amiryun!
Come to think of it, when we first met, I bumped into you too, ryun.
Amiryun...
I have to say good-bye to you now, ryun!
The truth is, I'm not a normal person, ryun!
What?!
The destined time has come, so I'm going back to Heaven, ryun.
Thank you for everything, ryun.
But...
The taiyaki we ate together were delicious.
Uguu.
Uguu?
By the way, my real name is HMX-12. I'm an android. Good-bye!
Amiryun!
Or rather, you've got your characters all mixed up there!
Eat taiyaki together?
Damn, I didn't know there was an event like that!
Which means, if I'd gotten together with Amiryun instead,
there might've been events like her movin' into my house
or gettin' too excited and overheatin'!
Shoot! I acted too hastily! What'll I do?!
This is no time for stupidity!
Arumi, I've got one request.
What?
You know, for clearin' the game?
Can I switch from doin' it with Shiotan to Amiryun?!
Huh?
Well, Amiryun's a real nice girl too.
So, just one more time...
No, no, I'm not askin' to start from the beginnin'.
I just wanna start over from a teeny bit earlier.
Let me see...
From around the fried noodle sandwich part.
No?
What do ya take me for?
Hey, Sasshi!
Yes?
It's 'cause you're always thinkin' about these stupid things,
we keep endin' up in these messed up worlds! Isn't that right?!
You stupid scumbag!
You said you had one request,
so I thought maybe you'd come up with some clever idea, but no!
You want to start all over again?!
You want me to stick a straw in your ear and suck your brain out?
No way...
To hell with this!
What did I do to deserve this?!
Arumi! Arumi, I was wrong!
Let me go back to my own world!
I'm sick of this!
Arumi, I get it! I get it already!
I've had it! I can't trust anythin' you say anymore!
She left...
Splendid!
This world is constructed very well.
Eutus.
But this extraordinary imagination...
No, it's a super-realistic imagination
that's the manifestation of a libido that's about to burst.
Good grief. You're quite a kid.
Am I bein' praised a whole hell of a lot here?
But there's only so much you can do with raw talent.
Without the logic to back it up, Prof. Ohtsuki will make fun of you.
Come and study a little science under my tutelage.
Science?
I was just on my way home anyway.
Stay at my place tonight.
I'll teach you what scientific thinking is all about.
But Arumi...
No need to be reserved.
This must be some sort of link in our fates.
Oh, by the way, linked fates are one of the most important elements
in my scientific system.
Remember that.
Is that goin' to be on a test?
To be continued
Anata no kokoro ni kaze ga aru nara
Soshite sore ga haru no kaze nara
Watashi hitori de fukarete-mitai na itsumade mo
Itsumade mo
Anata no kokoro ni sora ga aru nara
Soshite sore ga aoi sora nara
Watashi hitori de nobotte-mitai na dokomade mo
Dokomade mo
Datte itsumo anata wa waratte iru dake
Soshite watashi o dakishimeru dake
I never knew you could grow into a giant, Arumi.
It's your fault though.
So, where'd you go after that? What's gonna happen now?
I don't know! Why're ya askin' me?!
But you're the one who grew into a giant...
Hey, you're doin' the next episode preview, aren't ya?
Oh, right, right.
So, the person who's supposed to do the preview
is askin' a character in the show about what's gonna happen?
What's up with that?
Is it weird?
That's weird.
But if you're gonna say that,
you're the one who grew into a giant and went off someplace.
It's weird that you're talkin' with me now.
Kids aren't supposed to care about the logic of it!
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Next Time It Cries! The Bush Warbler * Heiankyo